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~le sigh~ Is it really over?
Nov. 20th, 2007 01:31 pmNow that CRF is over, GARF is literally months and months and months away, and there's only so far even I can take the "my betrothed, my beloved, my intended" joke, I can't help but wonder:
Applications cheerfully taken for those who need a devoted, adoring psycho-stalker fangirl. Services provided may include: dancing like mad woman at the pub (or wherever you're performing), remembering, buying and delivering your favorite caffeine beverage, cheering loudly, shushing rude audience members, squealing, swooning and other (loud) vocalizations of adoration.
Edited to add devoted, adoring psycho-stalker fangirl services are not limited to renn faire performers. Anyone in need of their own stalker fangirl are encouraged to apply.**
Other services available upon request. Proposals of marriage extra; restrictions may apply. This offer not valid in Wisconsin or where otherwise prohibited by law. Decision of the judges is final. If you or a member of your household is employed by Three Quarter Ale, The Rambling Sailors, Starboard Watch or Jewels of the Caravan, you are ineligible for this offer since I already stalk you anyway.
**There. Happy now, SmartAss?
Applications cheerfully taken for those who need a devoted, adoring psycho-stalker fangirl. Services provided may include: dancing like mad woman at the pub (or wherever you're performing), remembering, buying and delivering your favorite caffeine beverage, cheering loudly, shushing rude audience members, squealing, swooning and other (loud) vocalizations of adoration.
Edited to add devoted, adoring psycho-stalker fangirl services are not limited to renn faire performers. Anyone in need of their own stalker fangirl are encouraged to apply.**
Other services available upon request. Proposals of marriage extra; restrictions may apply. This offer not valid in Wisconsin or where otherwise prohibited by law. Decision of the judges is final. If you or a member of your household is employed by Three Quarter Ale, The Rambling Sailors, Starboard Watch or Jewels of the Caravan, you are ineligible for this offer since I already stalk you anyway.
**There. Happy now, SmartAss?
